A Chuckle a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

Recently, a man went to his doctor because he was not feeling well lately. The doctor examined the man, left and returned with three pill bottles. The doctor said, “Take the green pill with a big glass of water in the morning. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after lunch. Then, just before going to bed, take the red pill with another big glass of water.” Startled about all the new pills, the man asked, “Doc, what exactly is my problem?” The doctor said emphatically, “You need to drink more water.”
Another man told his doctor he no longer could do all of the household chores he used to do. The doctor ponder this for a moment. “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me directly what is wrong with me,” the man said. “Well,” the doctor replied, “you’re just lazy.” “OK,” said the man. “Now give me the medical term to tell my wife.”

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